today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water
- Me: *wears band shirt as a mating signal*
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do