Tweets

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: swellsea, via leopard-cub)

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

(via intensional)

romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(Source: hoohah, via leopard-cub)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: rapexrevenge, via metalhearted)

seriousjones:

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

(via intensional)

  • Me: *wears band shirt as a mating signal*

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

(via c41ty)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via leopard-cub)

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via leopard-cub)

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.

(via groovasm)