- *me when bored*
- me: mom you need anything?
- mom: no, thanks
- *me on the laptop*
- mom: can you come help me?
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me