Tweets

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(Source: crystalized-snow, via asvprock)

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

(Source: suspend, via unescapable)

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via trust)

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

(via unescapable)

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

(via trust)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via euphoricalminds)

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

(via unescapable)

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

(via intensional)