Tweets

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

(via metalhearted)

internetvvhore:

good looking 13 year olds 

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(Source: fkabe, via trust)

upgraders:

*types boobies on calculator*
*jacks off*

(via asvprock)

queenlatifart:

when someone hot reblogs your selfie

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(Source: queenlatifart, via intensional)

dancybutt:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

"thank you" is a good place to start

(via trust)

fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

(via unescapable)

when my wifi stops working so do i

(Source: ozei, via asvprock)